Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Glaciation

Mestia, Georgia (map)

In this blog: travel nightmares, a walk to the hills, an adventure to a glacier, and a strange hilltop festival



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Walking in the cross above Mestia
9th to 12th century defensive towers in Mestia town

It was a terrifying journey but thankfully the last of it's kind I'd encounter on this trip, as the driver of the share taxi went flat out along the main two-lane road across Georgia, despite driving a right-hand drive car on the right side of the road, making overtaking pretty difficult and dangerous. A car had gone into the back of an artic truck and another car into that back of the first, so we slowed to a crawl and passed around it before getting back to full speed again, our driver unshaken by the sight of mangled metal. I smiled again when we passed an abandoned petrol station full of cows, stood motionless as if queuing up for fuel. The air-con was broken and the journey sweaty, so it was with relief when we reached the city of Kutaisi. I'd planned to stay there a day, but spotting that it was a bit of a concrete mess I changed my plans instantly, deciding to head to the mountains again instead. Whilst the roads have been pretty bumpy and the driving too fast, Georgia has probably been the easiest country on my trip to get around as minibuses run everywhere, all the time, and finding a minibus on to the town of Zugdidi was no exception.



Zugdidi
Getting there late afternoon, things got a little less straightforward. Stupidly, I decided to walk the mile or so to the hostel in my guidebook which it transpired no longer existed, but discovered only after a lot of walking around the suburbs in 32 degree humid heat, knocking on wrong doors and asking people in the street. After an hour of this I was pretty peeved so flagged down a taxi. The driver didn't have a clue what I was on about but drove me to the centre anyway, then let me use his phone and kindly refused to take any money for the journey. I changed plans and wandered to the train station where I hoped I might get a bus onto the town of Mestia, and a minibus driver who spoke no English first shook his head to indicate no, he wasn't going there, then a few minutes later changed his mind and waved me on-board. We slowly drove around nearby small streets for a while whilst he dropped off things, spoke to people and joked around, before ten minutes later dropping me off just around the corner. We were supposed to have driver for three hours so I now had no idea what was going on, before he pointed to his mate outside the van and said 'guesthouse' before asking for £2 fare - enough for a 3 hours journey here normally. It was obvious he was a chancer so I shook my head and walked off annoyed. It was also now obvious I would have to stay in Zugdidi for the night, with no other options for guest houses around I reluctantly took a look at his mate's place. Walking into what looked like an empty monastery complex, then passing a lone chicken stood half way up the stairs, it turned out to be less of a guesthouse and more just a house with a spare room, but tired and with few other options it would have to do, even if it was a bit weird.

I spent what was left of the sunny evening wandering around a nice park, past a castle, then through the large, grassy town square where I ate and wrote for a while. Even by night Zugdidi was still humid and sweaty, and with no fan available I had to leave the bedroom window wide open to avoid drowning in my own sweat, whilst oddly this guy and his brother sat outside on the balcony chatting then watching TV with the lights off 'til gone 3am. The bed springs were so knackered that when I sat on the mattress, it seemed to almost touch the floor, and the bedroom door had neither a handle or a lock either, so I leant a jam jar against it to wake me if someone entered. I had a terrible nights sleep as you might expect.

At 7am the next day I hopped on a minibus and got out of there, heading into the Caucasus mountains again, this time in the west of Georgia in the area known as Svaneti. The scenery was beautiful as we climbed a windy road into the hills whilst following a wild, glacier-fed river below. We stopped at a cafe halfway where with no breakfast available we had to make do with an ice cream, whilst some of the Georgian passengers had a beer... at 10am. I got chatting to David and Claire - an English couple on the bus who were heading the same way, and decided to go to the same homestay as them when we reached Mestia since it sounded good. The owner, a lovely lady in her fifties called Roza was as kind, friendly and helpful as you could ever expect, one of those rare people where nothing whatsoever is too much trouble.

Mestia
David and Claire were both very pleasant and chatty, a Lawyer and a speech therapist, and on their invitation I decided to join them for the day. Whilst I've met a few other English people on this trip it was strange to spend such a long time with my natives, and since the trip was almost over, almost a re-acquaintance with the world I know as they talked of home. We went for a lazy lunch in the main square of Mestia, a nice grassy area full of trees. The town centre was surrounded by buildings that the government had recently put up in an attempt to turn Mestia into a holiday hub for the country, a noble gesture except it now looked like a naff version of an alpine ski resort - not the first time I'd seen poor new development in Georgia. We decided to go on a half day walk up to a cross that we could see high on the hills above, a lovely jaunt through the town then up through steep woods, passing grazing cows, and picking wild strawberries from beside the path. The views at the top were tremendous, a full 360 degree panorama of snow capped mountains, all of them higher than anything in the Alps and I'm fairly sure I spotted Mt Elbrus - the highest mountain in Europe which stood just over the border in Russia. I sat down in the afternoon sun for a rest whilst they made their way back down, and to my surprise fell asleep for 45 minutes - I blame the night before!

That night Claire and David introduced me to Giovanni and Alesandra; an Italian couple who they'd met elsewhere the day before. They were so smiley and so Italian, with their long hair and stylish clothes, and turned out to be an actor and director respectively - he's starred in movies, on stage and in TV series including BBC's 'Rome', broadcast a few years ago - you can see his IMDB profile here. Despite success, they were  very modest people; friendly and curious and only talking about their fascinating lives when we asked. It was only mildly surprising then that despite having homes in Sicily, Rome and Milan, they were travelling around Georgia on public transport and that their car at home was a Fiat. We had a couple of beers sat outside a terrace bar in town, before walking a mile or so to a restaurant they'd been recommended where we were given menus and took our seats, carefully picking what we wanted and ordering. The waitress first came back to say certain items weren't available then after all this, ten minutes later she returned again saying 'sorry, the kitchen is actually shut'. How would you not realise your own kitchen is shut?!

To the glacier
The next morning I was invited to join the guys on a horse ride to the foot of a nearby glacier. I hate horses so thought about it for about a second before deciding to hire an iron horse instead -  a mountain bike. Unfortunately though, after an hour of walking around the town I found that the only two places that supposedly hired bikes no longer did. As a second-best, despite being a little stiff from the previous days walking I decided to head out on foot for the day anyway, heading to Chalaadi Glacier. I could only get hold of a large scale map which told me almost nothing, but had a rough idea where to go so took a chance - how could you possibly miss a glacier I thought?

Unfortunately, the answer was quite easily. Early on I took a path on the left side of the valley - the side the glacier was on -  when in fact I should have walked on the right and herein in things got extremely tricky because of it, the five or six hour walk turning into eight and a half. For the first two or three miles things were straightforward, just a nice flat gravel road. The path then narrowed considerably and I had the choice of heading uphill or into the grounds of a seemingly abandoned house. The uphill route led nowhere so I started heading for the house before I heard a bark and a large vicious-looking brown dog starting to move towards me, collarless and owner-less, and seemingly protecting a herd of nearby cows, before a few moments later an Alsatian-type dog appeared in the background, also barking. I'd read that most dogs in the mountains were trained to kill wolves, and with no owners around I don't mind admitting I was a little scared at that moment, on my own with nothing but a rock in my hand. 

Fortunately, walking away seemed to do the trick but left me with no clear onwards route. I went into a field, rock hopped across a stream, got lost in some meadows nearby for twenty minutes before scrambling down a bank to the original path I'd come on where I branched off to walk along the riverbank. I considered turning back but felt disheartened by the thought of coming all that way for nothing so continued. The path was merely a cow track and started getting worse, sometimes turning into a bog, and sometimes disappeared meaning I had to beat my own way through the bushes. After another hour, to my relief a clear path appeared when I reached a forest, along with litter on the ground telling me people had been there, so I guessed it may head towards the glacier. Eventually though it faded to nothing and I felt proper stuck. The forest had little undergrowth so I decided to make my own path and followed the contour around, eventually spotted a couple of tourist vans parked on the other side of the valley. The white-water river was way too big and fast to wade across so I headed up the valley my own way, walking over piles and piles of rocks left there by the glacier before it retreated years before. Walking was tough going as I clambered over rocks and pushed small trees out the way, but eventually to my relief the glacier came into view and despite going the wrong way initially, my navigating thereafter had led me to the right place. It was well worth all the effort - the sight of the huge snaking mass of ice looked stunning. The final section involved walking through long grass with jagged rocks underneath, followed by clambering across and down a steep scree slope neither of which were easy, but I eventually made it to the underground river which flowed out from underneath the bottom end of the glacier itself.


Sight of the glacier after a very long walk

I was still on the wrong side of the valley though, so carefully made my way up one side of it, and a hundred metres behind its crumbling ice and rock edge, crossed quickly over and down the other side before breathing a sigh of relief. After a wooded descent, most of the walk back was on a flat dirt road which was a pleasure after the journey I'd taken there, and just before dusk I made it back to Mestia, even turning down a lift from a local along the way (I couldn't cheat could I). Totally knackered, I opted to have dinner at the guesthouse where I sat with two Spanish 'alpinists' as they call themselves who I'd been sharing a room with and soon learnt my exploits were nothing compared to their stories of climbing cliffs without ropes and sleeping the night in a tent on the glacier. One of them had even attempted to climb K2 before - the second highest mountain in the world, so they were pretty experienced and full of fascinating tales.

The following day I'd planned to take it easy, which was just as well the way my legs were feeling. David and Claire were doing the same, so a morning of reading in the lovely garden followed a long lazy breakfast chatting with them. It was great to just kick back with no plans or expectations for the day, the first one I'd had in ages in fact and the day soon disappeared in a daze of music, reading, eating and napping.

Hill Festival
The end of my whole trip was nigh and I now had just one full day left in Mestia. It was a slightly strange feeling to know that the lifestyle I'd become so accustomed to over the past year was soon due to come to an end, but just like a man with a comb over, I was still in denial so postponed any thoughts and replaced them with another trip out. Over the previous day I'd met three girls in the guesthouse who were travelling together; Fiona, Natalie and Benedicte - Australian, German, and French - a combination of nationalities so ripe you might think a joke might be coming, but sorry, I can't think of one. This trio had been talking about visiting a traditional music festival a few miles away they'd heard about, an annual event which we could get no further information on other than it's location. I love a good festival and we were all curious about what it might entail, so I decided to join them for the day to see.

Our fine host Roza had booked space in a minibus for us and we headed off at 9am that day, the bus climbing from one mountainous valley to the next and the nice concrete road soon turning into a potholed gravel mess, whilst the driver's son drove us all mad by constantly skipping from one song to the next on the stereo. We'd only travelled thirty miles, but it took a pretty bouncy and uncomfortable two hours to reach the tiny hamlet of Kala. The four of us all had visions in mind of reaching a field full of stalls, stages, musicians, local food, and entertainers, but what we found could not be much different.

Heaps of cars and jeeps were parked up along the track for quite some way, and people were making their way up a steep path through the woods to a small church, set on top of a hill high above us. We were both bemused and confused following the crowd up the slippery and awkward path, passing very old and very young along the way. Eventually we reached the church, built on top of a rocky outcrop and surrounded by a wall. There was a huge queue of people waiting to go in, but for what we still weren't sure. Georgians it seems are terrible queuers and loads of people were jumping the line, or simply climbing the steep old stone bank and wall to get in. It was total chaos, and we realised this wasn't really the organised event we were expecting. Eventually inside this walled courtyard we  breathed a sigh of relief and took a look around.


Rock lifting at the festival
Out for the day with French Benedicte, German Natalie and Aussie Fiona

There were characters galore in the crowd, and some of them wore clothes often so out of fashion I thought I'd been transported to the forties. Young men were taking part in a rock-picking-up competition, lifting a huge lump of granite that must have been nearly 100kg. Various people were lighting candles and sticking them to the wall inside the church, and a guy occasionally played a guitar-like instrument. Nearby, chunks of meat were being boiled in a 45 gallon steel drum heated by burning logs, and it turned out that to save them carrying the meat to the top, they simply walked live sheep and goats to the top and killed them there and then. An old guy plied French Benedicte with a shot of chacha that they were drinking - a type of clear Brandy unique to Georgia distilled from grapes, and she made the sourest face you'd ever seen, whilst beside us a group of men sung traditional songs in an acapella style when they felt like it.


It was all very peculiar, obviously not a music festival in the truest sense of the word but more a rebellious a celebration of some sort. After a while we sat back on a wall and watched everyone enjoying themselves, when a Georgian girl in her mid-twenties came along, speaking to us in both fluent English and German -  a doctor who'd made the long journey from the capital for this annual event which she explained was to commemorate a saint. In fact it turned out many people travelled across the country for it, and another guy had even driven for four days from Holland to be there! I have no idea why.

Back in the valley the four of us had a few hours to burn until the bus left, so took a hike up through some overgrown meadows to an old defensive tower and abandoned house that we'd spotted, leaving us stung by stinging nettles and out of breath. nearing the bottom a woman started talking to us, explaining that whilst she lived away now, the buildings we'd visited were left to her by her parents, and to our surprise was pleased we'd made the effort to see them. Her son then came along and plied us all with the more aforementioned chacha to drink, a custom at these festivals we were learning, which left us all a bit dazed for the rest of the afternoon. Lovely people.

Last night
After another walk around the village to pass time we headed back to Mestia, a good time to be inside as it hammered down with rain. It was my last night proper, and back at the homestay Roza cooked up a cracking home cooked meal consisting of fresh khachapuri bread, rice salad, home made chips, and aubergine & walnut salad. The girls and I headed into town for some beers in a local bar, watching some traditional local dancing, and chatting to three local chaps who again pressed us to join them in drinking chacha, this time out of a hip flask from behind the table. One of the had his keys on the table and I asked if he was planning to drive home, to which he answered 'yes, it's a hundred metres away so I'm only having five beers' to which I smiled politely at him, whilst looking at the girls in bemusement. It was a fun night and a perfect near-end to the trip.


Festival
Last night of the trip
Just a few of the many defensive towers in the Svaneti area
Harvest time
Claire, myself, David, Natalie, Fiona and Benedicte out for a beer

Thursday, 7 August 2014

Cave City

Gori and Borjomi, Georgia
 

In this blog: Stalin's birthplace, a forest hike, dinner with some Poles and a cave city


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The Stalin museum, Gori
Whilst people naturally associate Stalin with Russia, the controversial former Russian leader was actually born in Georgia in the town of Gori, and there remains the house he was born in as well as a shrine-like museum on his life. Before visiting Gori I must admit I knew little about him bar the controversy so thought it might be an interesting stop for a day.

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I left the mountainous town of Kazbegi on a packed minibus, the guy beside me constantly leaning on me as he fell asleep much to to my annyance. Luckily the scenery was a good distraction as we drove through dramatic huge green valleys and the occasional rusted old Soviet military vehicle.
Because of the shape of Georgia, I had to go back to the capital city Tblisi again to change bus, and waited around a while in the packed and confusing bus station until the people carrier to my destination filled up. The journey to Gori was for once straightforward and fast, and the first time I'd been on a proper dual carriageway for about six months meant it was refereshing not to just be plodding along for once. As we passed filling stations I noted petrol was just 63p per litre, surely some of the cheapest in Europe, as well as seeing road signs for both Tehran and Istanbul; a firm reminder of how far south Georgia actually is.


The bus dumped me off at Gori, but with no map of the town I had little idea how to get to the guesthouse I'd picked out in my guidebook. I took a stab anyway and started walking north in the midday sun, but arriving in a fairly poor neighbourhood I relised I had no idea where to go next. I pointed at the address in the guidebook and showed it to a local, who grunted to his mate sat in a nearby car, sat idle with his shirt open and his gut hanging out. This guy then went and asked a friend, made a phonecall and to my suprise ushered towards the car to say he'd take me. Sat in the car I realised it felt a a bit dodgy since Georgian men all look dodgy, but thankfully he took me there without problem and wanted nothing for his help. The homestay was run by a lovely couple, who's three three daughters spoke excellent English and welcomed me in, wanting to chat for a while to improve their skills further. 


Stalin museum
After an hour or so I set out for the Stalin Museum, a short walk away, and waited for the guided tour to commence which is where I got chatting to Luke, a touring cyclist from Texas. The museum was a grand old place, little changed since it's last re-fit in the seventies, and is now described as a 'museum of a museum' since it's still full of the sort of Soviet propogranda that was used during USSR times, not so effective on the population these days funnily enough. The fact the museum was preserved as-is is not necessaily a good thing though, and I learnt barely anything about Stalin or the Soviet era during my visit, bar the fact he was a very powerful leader who lay responsible for a famine that killed millions.


Once the tour had finished Luke and I had a wander across Stalin square and down Stalin Street but didn't find much so retired for an ice cream. He was nearing the end of a two month cycle trip from Lubjuana, Slovenia to Tblisi, Georgia, and after eight days since his last shower (which  strangley enough, was quite noticable) and a proper bed he decided to fork out and stay at the same homestay that night. At that point it bucketed down, so we relaxed under a parasol for an hour chatting away and comparing cycle touring notes, as well as talking to a passing tour guide and a local boxer who stopped for a chat, his face and ears covered with scars from a life of beatings. The only other sight in town worth a look was the old castle, set on a small hill in the middle of town and a very apt place for us to discuss US gun laws, and how the gun culture there makes sense to no-one but Americans themselves. According to Luke it's the gun-totting, power-tripping Police that you should fear most. 


Back at the guesthouse we met some other guests from France who had shown up, and after a while I invited two of the lads out for dinner with us - it's amazing how quickly these little groups form sometimes. At a small restaurant in town we all shared a fairly traditional Georgian meal of cheeses, bread, salad, meat salad, beans, bread and chicken, then sunk a couple of beers in an outdoor cafe back in Stalin Square. Luke was gracefully self-aware of both himself as an American and the shortcomings of his nation, and the French guys who's names I forget were really interesting , one of whom had lived in Cornwall for six months in the past, and the other an in-house journalist for Marsaille FC. It was a fascinating evening, the sort of which don't happen often enough, chatting in this square 'til late with a group of well educated guys, about American culture, travel, Islam and the recent Air Malaysia crash.


The next morning I said goodbye to the others who were all heading off, and spent the morning catching up with uploading pictures and writing. Staying in a family home as I was, it was a good insight into how real Georgian life ticked by, and I was invited to watch their Mum making khachapuri - a stuffed cheese bread which they let me try afterwards. At 4pm it was time to leave, and they kindly offered to drive me to the bus station where I headed on to the town of Borjomi a couple of hours away. We passed alongside the main dual carriageway that passes through the country being built, people selling huge piles of melons by the road, heaps of people selling hammocks, men everywhere stood around looking dodgy even if they weren't, and lots of fields on the plains laying to waste whilst a few grew wheat. Borjomi struck me well on first appearance; a spa town nestled in a wooden valley, and with little left of the day I relaxed and read.



Mrs Luka making home-made Khachapuri - stuffed cheese bread
Hiking
The next day was a walking day. Borjomi has a beautiful national park on it's doorstep and I was keen to take a look inside, so after breakfasting with a friendly young German couple, I headed to the park office to get a map. Thankfully unlike in Kazbegi there was information galore, and I was soon on my way a couple of miles along the road to the park entrance. I walked along a narrow wooden valley before climbing steeply to a ridge from which you could see for miles, then down to another wide grassey valley. Nothing much happened, but it was a very pleasant walk through forest and I saw just a couple of people all day making it pretty tranquil. After seven hours on foot I was tired though not shattered, and found myself at a main road where I managed to flag down a passing minibus heading back to Borjomi for a well earned rest.


Vardzia
Fourty miles south of Borjomi lies the ancient cave city of Vardzia, first built in the 12th century and at one point home to up to 2,000 monks in the form of a monestary. In fact, a handful of monks still live and worship there in the caves today. I enquiring for a minibus to get there at the nearby tourist information centre in Borjomi, but not before the exceptionally helpful main man Artur shook my hand, gave me a CD of local folk music, and pointed out the local sights before I'd barely even said hello. The next morning, along with three friendly couples from Holland and Poland, we headed there for the day, stopping briefly at a small local monestary for a quick look before spending an hour or two at the huge castle at near-unpronouncable Akhaltsikhe. The castle dates from the 12th century and has a curious mix of styles, but sadly  has recently been so over-restored that it now looks straight out of the Disneyland school of fakeness, which it might as well be given the hotel and restaurants they've built from scratch in the grounds. 



Akhaltsikhe castle, part old, part over re-built
Khertvisi Fortress
 A few miles south we stopped again at Khertvisi Fortress which was much more like it - an imposing fort on a hillock in the valley which has been all but abandoned, save for some cattle who now appear to call it home, and it was intersting to have a poke about for a few minutes, though not so nice to discover possibly the worst toilet on this whole trip nearby. And that takes some doing. At lunchtime we finally reached the afformentioned cave city of Vardzia, and after a nice lunch by the river went for  a look inside. Over four hundred rooms had been carved into the soft rock of the cliff, along with paths joining them together, wine cellars and a number of churches. Over the years the caves have been invaded by raiders and destroyed by earthquakes so they're not exactly pristine, but were very intersting to look around. Having visited Cappdadocia in Turkey a few years ago though which are much more extensive and striking, I wasn't quite as blown away as I could be. Probably the mark of a jaded travel snob who should probably go home soon!


Vardzia cave city
The final stop for the day was at what we were told were hot springs, an excellent end we thought, but in reality we found before us a crumbling concrete building. We all questioned it with the driver but alas it was true, and inside was little better - a building barely suitable for cows and sheep. It was only a quid to go in the baths though so we went for a bathe, finding it to be about a quid too expensive. With no swimming gear I went in in just my boxers, and consequently spent ten minutes outside drying in the sun whilst getting bitten by every big fly around, who apparantly like skin marinated in sulphuric waters. Neither of which was a pretty sight. The journey back to Borjomi was beautiful, driving through a lovely river valley in the 28° evening sun. The driver was quite a nice guy but a scarily fast driver though, especially given that we was driving a right-hand drive car in a country where they drive on the right. Meaning any time he wanted to overtake, which was most of the time, he had to lean across the car to check for traffic and jerkily swerve out. The third near miss that day came when we rounded a corner to find an arctic truck coming towards us on the wrong side of the road, andafter braking hard and skidding briefly off onto the dirt hard shoulder, I shouted at him to slow down, to get the response that 'that was his fault, and these things are just normal here'. Thanks, reassuring.

Back in Borjomi, everyone went their seperate ways except for Justyna and Lukasz, a lovely couple from Poland who were very clever and spoke excellent English. They met whilst working for Microsoft in Wawsaw, and he now works as a sales manager for Samsung and she for an NGO that helps put disabled people into work. They were really engaging to talk to and gave me a new insight into Polish society, since most of the Polish people that we encounter in Britain generally just work in menial jobs and keep themselves to themselves. Being 35, Lukasz was old enough to just remember living under Soviet rule, and recounted tales of queing up for rations, paranoia about spying during communist times, as well as Poland's relationship with Russia today and a brief history of the Ukraine, all of which led to a compelling evening and me being brieflfy locked out of the homestay for getting back too late.


Borjomi is known throughout the former USSR states for it's drinking water, a hit with former Soviet leaders thanks to it's rather different, slightly salty and mildly sulphuric flavour. The following morning I filled a bottle from a fountain in the park and tried it - nice to try but I won't be an addict. The park is popular with holiday makers from all over the region and it was intersting to see how much money was being thrown at redeveloping it. Though seeing that they'd copied (I reckon) architecture from Cornwall's famous Trago Mills should be enough to put anyone off visiting. Trago's influence travels far it seems.



American Luke, cycling from Ljubljana to Tblisi. Probably just cause both names sound weird!
Scenery on walk
Farm shed full of calves
Ojapuri - typical Georgian dish of basically fried pork and chips
Khertvisi Fortress
Vardzia cave city
Polish Lukasz and Justyna

Monday, 4 August 2014

Run To The Hills

Kazbegi, Georgia

In this blog: hiking to a glacier, drinking cheap wine with some Ukranians, and cycling to the Russian border.



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Caucasius mountains
View of Kazbegi, Caucasius mountains

Whilst Tblisi was nice, there were two problems for me:
1. It was stinking hot
2. It was a city


There was only one solution, to head to the mountains, the Greater Caucasus mountains to be precise, a three hour minibus (or marshrutka as they call them) to the north. From the hostel, I took the metro a few miles north to the bus station - one of only four metro systems built by the former USSR, an extravagant decision given the relatively small size of Tblisi but apparently swayed by the fact that Stalin was born in Georgia. The bus station was chaotic, with hundreds of minibuses haphazardly parked in no particular order, people wandering everywhere, and with the destination signs written in Georgian script and therefore totally illegible to me, a lot of asking around ensued. Eventually I squeezed into a very sweaty red Ford Transit van, the tool of choice for Georgian public transport, and half an hour later off we went. We passed heaps of fruit stalls on the roadside, many selling huge watermelons which are very popular throughout the country, and cows wandered along the verges and often onto the road. The roads themselves were bumpy and the driving a bit fast and erratic for my liking, and as we passed churches or crucifixes many people closed their eyes and did the sign of the cross, touching their their chest, head and stomach. The Georgian Military Highway as it's known, climbed through hundreds of turns up into the big green mountains, and eventually a few snowy peaks started to emerge. The area looked beautiful.


Arriving at the village of Kazbegi at 1750m altitude the temperature was more manageable, and the scenery not unlike Switzerland, but I had a bit of a nightmare finding accommodation since strangely few of the many guest houses actually had signs outside. A couple of teenage girls touting for business in the town centre tried to get me to stay at their family's place nearby. I rarely take up the service of touts but reluctantly had a look inside and decided against it. As I left the house onto the street, the two girls and another friend worked hard to pursuade me their friend's place next door, and to my suprise together physically pulled me in through the gateway, saying 'just look, just look!' They were doing it playfully but I really wasn't impressed with their style and walked off.  If you're pushy it mean's you're desperate, and if you're desperate what you're selling probably isn't much good. An hour later I ended up at the unfortunately named but fairly pleasant 'Nazi's Guesthouse', named after it's owner, a lovely lady in her fifties called Nazi Chkeruli.  She was born post war so I really don't know what were her parents thinking with that name! By now the day was all but done since I'd set off late originally, so after briefly chatting to an Aussie, an American and a Polish lawyer I hit the hay.


Gergeti Glacier 
The guesthouse was actually more of a homestay and all the home cooked meals were eaten communally, which is where at breakfast the next day I met Rebekka from Germany and Stijn (Stein) from Holland, a former kindergarten teacher and medical technology student respectively. They had a day of walking planned which sounded good, and kindly let me tag along. We headed up through the fairly dilapidated concrete and rusty steel village, and climbed up a path in some steep woods until we reached Tsminda Sameba church an hour later, perched right on top of a hillock and a local attraction of sorts. After a look inside walked on and up steadily for another four hours, across open mountainous land above the tree line, eventually reached Gergeti Glacier at 3200m above sea level. The glacier was impressive and shaped a bit like a bumpy ski slope, though didn't have the steep crumbling edge like some I've seen before, and even though it appeared to be covered in stones it was deceptively slippery on the few metres we dared venture. A number of people had crampons and ice axes and were carrying on right above to reach the top of Mt Kazbeg a couple of thousand metres higher up. I felt a touch of jealousy, but now wasn't the time. We chatted briefly to a Czech guy who was waiting by the glacier's edge for his friends and fondling a beer - 'beer is the only thing Czechs do well!' he joked when I questioned why he'd carried it so far. The glacier cooled the air significantly so we didn't stay long before heading back, and with the day coming to a close the low sun made the scenery look quite spectacular, especially when we saw the church from earlier seemingly float amongst the clouds below.

Gergeti Glacier with Rebekka from Germany and Stijn from Holland
Gergeti Glacier

That evening at the guesthouse I met a hilarious group of Ukrainians who had just finished a four-day mountain ascent, and were sat around a table with huge plastic bottles of cheap Georgian wine in a merry ol' state, and they invited me to join them along with some other French, Dutch and American folks. One was a 13 year old lad who they let him have a bit of wine, another was surprisingly a lawyer and they were all as mad as each other. My glass seemed to refill itself constantly, and a hilarious evening followed of toasts, daft questions and generally tomfoolery.


Bike to the border

 The next morning my hiking partners from the previous day were keen to move onto another town, and I debated whether to join them since it was a good opportunity.  Being on a two week holiday they were keen to make the most of their time, but I'd long since had enough of moving fast from place to place so decided to stay another day. I hired a mountain bike for the day and realised it was the first time since in Bangalore, three months ago so therefore some sort of personal record of time spent away from two wheels I reckon. The guys in the hire shop spoke barely a word of English, but with some pointing at the map and a waving of hands I had both a ride for the day and some ideas of where to go. Disapointingly, despite what I'd been told the mountain biking in the area simply meant the act of riding a mountain bike on roads in the mountains and not actually riding off-road as one might expect, but it was better than nothing.

We were just ten miles from the Russian border, a fact which sounded quite exciting, so I took the road there which to my suprise it was downhill the whole way. I groaned at the thought of the ride back up later, something I'd never have done this time last year whilst cycling across Europe - my former fitness is nothing but a memory now. After so long since the last ride  it felt great to be back on an iron horse again, and heading down through the high sided green and rocky valley the scenery was quite spectacular. Riding through a dark tunnel which had no lights was a little hairy though, and when cars came I had no choice but to stop and squeeze tightly against the tunnel wall. Nearing the border the road turned to dirt briefly and went through a construction site for what I guess was a hydro electic plant, though given it's proximity to Russia and the mysterious tunnels full of constuction traffic heading into the mountain, it seemed more like a real-life James Bond set. I neared the Russian border and stopped a hundred metres or so away, having a rest and a drink of water. A minute or so later a border guard wandered over.


Guard: What are you doing?
Me: I just cycled from Kazbegi and now I'm heading back
Guard: Why you waiting?
Me: I just had a rest and drink
Guard: Go back to Kazbegi
Me: (casually) OK
Guard: GO BACK to Kazbegi!
Me: (hastily) Sure!


It was a blunt though not exactly scary exchange, but I wouldn't have wanted to argue with him. The ride back up was predictably a right old slog, and I passed back through Kazbegi to ride up the nearby Sno valley, the odd lorry driver beeping and waving at the rare sight of a cyclist as they passed. Sno valley was flat, quiet and lovely to ride along, the road weaving through meadows, past crumbling concrete houses with overgrown gardens, and a beautiful old stone defensive tower. As you do, I looked and smiled at people I passed to acknowledge the time of day but no-one smiled back, and one guy sternly even shouted out a load of stuff. I later learnt a simple nod suffices, but even then might not be reciprocated - Georgian's aren't always the most friendly. I reached a very poor village with dirt roads, crumbling buildings, gas and water pipes running overhead, and rusty old Russian cars sat around. A sight typical of poor rural Georgia. It was bleak enough already, and when it started raining I took that as a sign to call it a day.


Back at the guesthouse I had plans to get on with writing but they were put on hold when I got chatting to a 60 year old Californian guy; a maths teacher who had a slow dreamy drawl and seemed to have travelled a lot to off-the-beaten-track places over the years, including Sudan, Djibouti  and Ethipoia - the latter a place where he's partway through what I thought was quite a specific personal challenge to hike all the mountains over 4000m high. At dinner that night I met a pleasant Swedish couple at dinner from Stockholm, and we compared notes on our respective countries. Whilst many people outside the country don't know where Georgia is, it sure does see quite a few tourists.
In some ways there was probably more to do at Kazbegi, but whilst the location in the centre of a mountainous valley was beautiful,  the village was pretty run down, information on hikes lacking and the guesthouse and food a bit basic so early the next morning I moved on back to the plains.

Caucasius mountains
Gergeti Glacier
Floating church

Border
Sno valley

Monday, 28 July 2014

The Beginning of the End

Tbilisi, Georgia (map)

In this blog: some flights, a return to Europe, an ancient monastery and a roller coaster 



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The ultra modern new Doha airport
Flying over Doha city, Qatar

Georgia isn't an obvious tourist destination I must admit, and it came about on a bit of a whim. It was a total change from my original plan of Korea and Canada, but I've always said the plan for this trip was very flexible. The change came about from two things. Firstly that I was starting to get a bit tired and jaded of life on the road - the constant moving, the lack of stability, the being careful with money, the planning, the lack of friends and family around, the lack of normality. Imagine eating your favourite meal in your favourite restaurant, then imagine doing it every night for a year - you get the picture? On top of this there was a lot happening at home in August - a ball, a birthday, a wedding and a few other things. My travel insurance was also about to run out and was too complicated to extend, and I plan to work abroad for a while after this trip which will require more than a rucksack full of souvenirs and ripped t-shirts. 

I thought about this decision for weeks before and no matter how much I thought about just continuing travelling, the mental magnet always pulled in the homewards direction. I'd always planned to go right round the world on this trip but decided it was frivolous just doing it just for the sake of it, not to mention expensive, so looked for a final stop on the more direct route between Indonesia and England. Realising a stop in Dubai was fairly inevitable, after a lot of searching for cheap flights from there Georgia came up as one of the options and at that moment I thought back a few weeks to the Swiss couple I met on Mt Semeru who spoke highly of Georgia, saying how beautiful and interesting it was. I looked into it and it seemed they were right on both counts, as well as being somewhere a little different to visit. Within two days that was it, a flight was booked.

I left Dubai after a fun couple of days, on an Air Qatar flight bound for Doha, Qatar; another city in the oil rich U.A.E., and taking off got to clearly see the almost surreal sight of Dubai from the air before an hour later we landed in Doha. Doha airport was almost brand new and brilliant piece of contemporary architecture, a pleasant place to spend an hour or two. Taking off on the next flight soon revealed a lot of desert, some beautiful blue sea, and lots of shiny new skyscrapers and infrastructure projects partly in the name of the 2022 World Cup, the former pretty pointless when you consider how much space they have but hey, to be a new big glamorous city I guess it's top of the checklist. After some time over the sea we hit land again and flew over Iran for the next hour or so, a country that contrary to popular opinion isn't actually particularly dangerous to visit, the fears are mostly at high governmental level. We passed over stony deserts, mountains, valleys, small towns, the odd oasis and some patches of arable land. It all seemed quite mysterious. A short flight over the Caspian see later and we landed briefly in Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan where I stayed in my seat whilst people came and went and like a bus, we soon headed on again. I love the feeling of take off, the feeling of acceleration pushing your back into the seat even if it is terribly bad for the environment, and three take-offs in one day was pretty greedy on both counts. The scenery started to green-up and some mountains emerged, and an hour or so later we finally started descended into Georgia.

Walking out of the airport felt like I'd returned from a mission to another planet and was finally back on the earth I knew, for after eight months I was back in Europe. Geographically, Georgia is technically outside of Europe but culturally it is most definitely inside, and the latter is the definition most people consider. Outside the airport caucasian faces surrounded me, the cars were European made. I headed into town on the rickety bus and inhaled a lungful of first impressions. Every man seemed to be big and tough looking (not suprising after Asia), no-one smiled, everyone seemed to drive a Mercedes, and soviet-style tower blocks lined the road. Signs and adverts were not in roman script (our alphabet) but in Georgian - a set of characters about as recognisable to me as Chinese. 

Tblisi
I took a rough guess where to get off the bus in town and spent a few minutes trying to orientate myself on the map by the roadside, before searching for a hostel in the narrow old streets of the old town area. I found a decent place and relaxed on the balcony feeling not exactly jetlagged, as I'd only moved through three hours of time zones, but certainly a bit disorientated after the three flights that day. It was the night of the World Cup final between Germany and Argentina, and having barely watched any of the competition so far I headed to a local bar to watch the only one that counts. It was run surprisingly by an Irish lady, and full of a lot of Germans who brought a buzzing atmosphere. I sat on my own but a guy next to me soon started chatting who turned out to be the deputy Greek ambassador to Georgia! He was a middle aged guy with an American accent who puffed constantly on cigars whilst talking loudly and brashly to friends, and enquired at length about my trip whilst telling me about his previous diplomatic posts and life in the embassy, an interesting guy. When Germany won the game there were huge cheers, and I was glad I made the effort to see it.

After months of having my own room in cheap guesthouses throughout Asia, it was back to sharing rooms in dormitories since I was now on the edge of Europe. The following morning in the hostel I chatted to a Swedish couple in the dorm room and they invited me for breakfast with them at a cafe nearby, after which I ended up spending the whole day hanging out with them. With with David and Malin, a bridge engineer, and secondary school language teacher respectively, I went on the short funicular railway up the nearby hill to what we thought was a viewpoint but turned out to be a small theme park which had been recently renovated; a pleasant but unexpected surprise. The big wheel gave great views over the city which is set within a few valleys, then the water flume didn't just splash us but soaked us completely. Good job it was a warm sunny day. To my surprise there was even a smallish roller coaster and since it didn't seem too wild I thought I'd video the experience, which with a loop the loop and corkscrew was surprisingly fun. When the solemn young attendant saw the camera in my hand at the other end however he was not at all amused, and stood there for a few moments shaking his head at me in disgust like a disappointed schoolteacher. We exited quickly and laughed it off in an outdoor cafe, where we spend a couple of hours talking away and drinking strange lemonade.

On a rollercoaster with Swedish David and Malin in Tbilisi


Tbilisi Sameba Cathedral

Back down in the town we wandered about for a while, seeing the heavily armed parliament building, some big busy boulevards which were difficult to cross, and the recently built cathedral built on top of another hill. It was a magnificent looking building with it's many tiered roofs, but the proportions all seemed a little weird, being all height and no floor. Georgians are a very religious nation, with 82% of the population being Orthodox Christians, and the cathedral was decorated with a huge amount of paintings of biblical scenes that were more intense than any I'd seen before. Just down the road we walked past the fairly swank and new presidential palace, complete with huge hoardings behind so the president can't see the swathes of crumbling old buildings that stand just behind. It was interesting to see how many contemporary buildings in the town below had been built recently, I guess to reflect Georgia's growth and aim to be seen as a modern country, even if the crumbling backstreets and countryside show that it's still pretty poor. 

On a narrow old street we passed Tblisi's very own crazy cat lady, an old woman who slept rough in a tent and herded about twenty small kittens around on the pavement with a stick whilst talking to herself, which was amusing if a little sad. A nearby restaurant served us up some tasty khinkali - a staple Georgian dish of dumplings made from pasta sheets stuffed with meat of vegetables, and we tried their homemade red wine which was a bit on the rough side. Later that evening we all went out again along with Steve, an English computer game programmer who was more interesting than he sounds, and shared a couple of bottles of decent wine whilst watching a live jazz band. Not my normal territory, but after eight months in Asia where life is quite different, it was a clear and quite pleasant reminder I was back in Europe.

Arriving in Georgia was a return to the world I knew, and over the next few days I realised how nice it was to be back to:

Potatos
Cheese
Wine
Bread
No cockerels and noise at night
Bathrooms with hot water, soap, hand dryers, toilet rolls, bins and western toilets (often missing in Asia)
European cars
Being able to drink water from taps
Long days
Stone buildings and craftsmanship
Not getting bitten by mosquitos 
Eating with a knife (it's been just fork and spoon)
Not sweating at night

The Swedes left the following morning, and after a lazy morning I explored another part of the old city, passing lovely leafy avenues, cafés, wine shops, churches with painted frescos inside, and a big meandering river. I saw a small waterfall in a gorge, wandered up to a nice old fort on the hill, saw the huge 'goddess of Georgia' statue and slowly wandered back down on a long walk across town, along more huge tree lined streets built originally by the Soviets during USSR times. In opposition to this niceness I saw a sadder side though. Behind the well presented main streets, the many nice old buildings on the back streets were often in a poor state and often crumbling away, and many cars were bashed up and missing bumpers. A few times I encountered beggars, peculiar for they were often tidily dressed and wandering the streets, sometimes as families where the parents left the kids to do the talking, and often of gypsie appearance. 

David Gareja monastery complex
In the dorm room that night I got chatting to Emilie, a fascinating French-American girl, and we decided to take a bus trip out the next day to the ancient UNESCO-listed David Gareja monastery complex, named after it's founding monk and a couple of hours bus ride from Tblisi. Chatting with Emilie was so fascinating that for once I barely noticed the scenery pass by on the way. After studying and quitting both medicine then science at universities in France, she moved to Utah at 17 and started studying linguistics, and is now coming to the end of a PHD in Arabic studies. She's lived in Austin, Texas since then and speaks perfect English, as well as six other languages fluently. She comes from a Mormon family, is a vegan, has been a missionary in Cyprus, has lived in Syria and Turkey, is married to a Mexican singer-songwriter, and turned down a place at the prestigious Georgetown university. She's also a bit of a reptile fanatic, who used to make money at tourist attractions letting people hold her snakes and lizards, and needless to say chatting to her was enthralling, one of the most interesting people I've ever met.

We arrived at the 9th century monastery around lunchtime, and wandered up a stony path into a narrow valley containing ancient cave houses carved into the rock, and a variety of other churches, chapels and living areas, some buildings still used by a few monks - an impressive sight. A short walk up a hill behind it we reached many older cave buildings carved into the cliff, facing out onto the plains of Azerbaijan below, in fact, we were literally on the border between the two countries and straddling the small steel fence with a foot each side, I can now theoretically claim I've visited Azerbaijan. Actually, I hate it when people make such tedious claims so I take that back! At the highest point on the ridgeline was a small church, and we were amused to see two Georgian border guards lying in the shadow sleeping away, missing out on my brief illegal border crossing. Back in the car park a Georgian girl was cutting up a huge melon and kindly gave us a piece, and I chatted for a few minutes to a nice young English couple who had travelled from England in their transit van, en-route to their final destination of Outer Mongolia (!) where they'll give it away. The trip out to the monestary was interesting and worth the effort, even if I wasn't blown away by the experience. The journey back was equally interesting, passing first fairly desolate steppe then slightly more productive arable fields, a dried out salt lake, rusty abandoned vehicles, and a number of very run down concrete-box villages; my first insight into rural Georgia. 

Davit Monastery, some buildings built, some carved
Georgia under my right foot, Azerbaijan under my left
Chapel at Davit monestary

Back at the hostel, a group of guys staying there that I'd not previously met were asking round if anyone wanted to go to the nearby natural thermal baths. It was something I'd considered before and sounded fun so I went for it, meeting up with some of their other friends along the way. Going down some steps into this traditional basement spa, the six of us headed into a private room where I alternated between sulphuric pool - relaxing if not as hot as the one I went to in India, a cold water plunge pool, and a sauna. In the sauna, an American girl came in with a bucket of cold water and tipped half of it on the hot coals without warning seemingly for fun. The now-boiling water immediately spat all over us and we sprinted out before we got burnt, jumping straight into the cold plunge pool, stupid girl! Switching between the hot and cold for an hour sent my mind a little crazy, and by the end of it I felt like I floated out the door, like some drug-fueled trip. 

It was an enjoyable few days to mark my return to Europe, and I was really impressed with Tblisi as a city. But whilst pleasant to experience, after the crazy stories from Asia over the past few months maybe a little less interesting to read about I suspect. As uncomfortable as travelling around Asia could be at times, it was infinitely fascinating and interesting, but I couldn't live with it forever, and Georgia was proving to be a good re-acclimatisation to the world I know.


New concert hall, presidential palace and roof of cathedral
Tbilisi riverside
Curved roofs of sulphurous baths
View over Tblisi
Every other car seems to be missing a front bumper, and every third car is a Mercesdes
Central Tbilisi